Charles Christopher Mueller – Fake SEAL


07/06/2018 by hombrerana1221

Charles Christopher Mueller comes to us from Climax, GA.  Military Phonies became aware of Charles when one of our investigators was notified that one of the dumbest SEAL hats that only fake SEALs purchase was on a Facebook site.  The site states: Comment “Yes” If You’re Interested To Have It!!! and guess what Charles states “Yes! BUDS Class 192”.  We normally block out other peoples names but we are leaving Justin Bloomfield’s comment there because he will also become famous in the near future.



Charles has deleted his Facebook profile once he was questioned, but we managed to obtain a few pics…







Georgia man arrested for impersonating a police officer, that happens to be Charles 

Here’s a nice mug shot, looks like he has experience impersonating something he is not:




After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Charles Christopher Mueller ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.

Charles Christopher Mueller’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.




Charles managed to last one month in the US Navy.  So NO BUD/S, NO SEAL Team, NO “A” school, he never completed boot camp.

12 thoughts on “Charles Christopher Mueller – Fake SEAL

  1. rob says:


  2. Michael K Lawson says:

    The sad part is he actually qualified for the NDSM……there is no minimum service time required by the regulation.

  3. R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:


  4. JAMES STEDMAN says:

    I pity this useless fool. He is obviously not being himself.

  5. Ron McCauley says:

    This scumbag got the NDSM for serving the minimum of 30 days. His service wasn’t service, it was a hinderance to the Navy. Phony Seal, phony police officer……real scumbag.

    • Hack Stone says:

      If it wasn’t for guys like him, veterans would have no one to talk about at their reunions.

      Navy Veteran 1: Remember that asswipe we had that lasted less than a month?

      Navy Veteran 2: Do you mean that guy Charles Meuller?

      Navy Veteran 1: Yeah, did he really shitted himself in front of the Commander?

      Navy Veteran 2: Shat.

      Navy Veteran 1: What?

      Navy Veteran 2: Shat. The past tense of shit is shat.

      Navy Veteran 1: Thanks, I’ll remember that. So, did Charles Mueller really shat himself in front of the Commander?

      Navy Veteran 2: Yep, he sure as shit shat.

  6. Mark Lauer says:

    30 day U.S. Navy WHALE

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  8. Jim Grissom says:

    I’m so glad you guys ferret out these mouth breathers and expose them for the douchetards they are!

    I take extreme offense at these behaviors.
    I never served in the armed forces but my son did and he gave his life for our freedoms.

    I have the utmost gratitude and respect for all of you that served honorably and those that still do.

    Thank you!

    • So deeply sorry for your loss. We appreciate both the service and unfortunate sacrifice that your family has had to endure for this country.

    • R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:

      My deepest condolences for the loss of your son….

  9. Paul says:

    WHY do these guys do this? They will be outed sooner or later. I guess they are willing to take that chance.

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