Jason J Lang, Fake NAVY SEAL


08/31/2017 by tangomike147

Lang comes to us from New York. He is getting into MMA and decided to spice up the posters.  We here at Military Phonies are not sure if he is attempting to flex (which requires muscles) or if he’s drying his armpits, either way, he has that 1000 yard stare or sniffing too much glue look…


He made two.


As you would expect some people reached out to us at Military Phonies to see if he was actually a SEAL. We reached out to him and an amazing story unfolded. It takes us to a World War Two breeding program, an abusive grandfather, the CIA, and being forced into the Marines at eight years old.






Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.



So I guess all the attention angered him. He does not want to be a SEAL anymore. At least he chose something less controversial.







This stuff goes on for days.


We are very curious about his songwriting…



If you were wondering like I was if he might be hiding people in his basement, not to worry. He will be giving them back.



And How did that fight go?

The weigh in



The UDT SEAL Database has no record of Lang completing SEAL Training. That was not too much of a surprise since his claim is that he was bred to be one at birth. Military Phonies requested his military records.  Once again there was not much of a surprise. No record of any military service.



While we believe in free speech, Lang has demonstrated a tendency to ramble on with nonsensical nutty theories. We have no reason to believe he won’t do that here. If he stays on topic and makes a coherent defense of his position, we are all for him posting. Otherwise, he will be blocked.

Jason J Lang Facebook


14 thoughts on “Jason J Lang, Fake NAVY SEAL

  1. RM3(SS) says:

    Ho Hum. Another day, another bullshit fake phoney SEAL. Just some creativeness would be nice. How about a fake Sonar Tech or Nuke Machinist Mate?

  2. Michael Hanrahan says:

    Fucking fruit cake

  3. Bret Morgan says:

    This guy needs serious mental help.

  4. Marc Mulkey says:

    Man…. I’ve read some crazy stories about some of these fake pricks….but this dude is off the charts fucked up in the head!

  5. I very seriously doubt this guy has been properly licensed to fight in any MMA matches either. Any organization dumb enough to let this moron step into a cage is asking to get their license pulled by the state athletic commission.
    He would get seriously hurt going in against a professional MMA fighter.

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  7. Paul Lennen says:

    If bullshit was music this guy could be the Marine Corps band.

  8. Steve says:

    This one is a real winner here. Sounds like he belongs in a mental institution not out on the street and definitely not in a ring fighting anyone.

  9. Tim says:

    This guy is clearly a fuckin whack job….He needs to be put in a padded cell and drugged…heavily!

    • Hack Stone says:

      He is halfway there. I pray that his comments are due to drug usage, because it would be scary to think the way he does sober.

  10. David Rhone says:

    Regardless of evidence to the contrary, this very ill man holds to his lies. A sane person would have run and hidden long ago. Instead he call be out and wants to fight my 75 year old ass. Bat shit crazy. Forget him.

  11. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

    Text book example of being dropped on head at birth!

  12. Reb says:

    I watched his 10-14-17 MMA fight…KO in 30 seconds.

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