06/14/2017 by hombrerana1221
Jeffrey B. Muise hails from Gloucester, MA, Military Phonies was informed about Jeff’s claims around town of being a U.S. Navy SEAL and from SEAL Team Two.
Jeff is an avid crossfitter and rower. When Jeff is rowing a boat and has to keep the sun out of his eyes he must have a HUGE Trident on his hat. We can only pray he is a strong swimmer because if he fell overboard that HUGE Trident will take him to the bottom of the river. Normally that Trident is worn on Navy Uniforms and not on a hat, unless you want to announce to people across the river, “Hey I am a Navy SEAL, seriously look at my hat you just can’t get this anywhere!!!!”
Nothing better than fake press-on tattoos..
Jeff must have offset the weight of the HUGE Trident by adding a SEAL Team Two pin on the other side, it’s somewhat difficult to see but it’s there for his family, friends and strangers to see.
Oh but wait, you just can’t have a HUGE Trident on your hat, you have to have your “I shop online to purchase SEAL shirts” T-shirt on
A nice story was written about Jeff. He must have fooled them because they state “Ex Navy Seal, Postman and all around legend” He must have been a legend at the post office, I’m sure he can deliver mail like no other…
He has fooled all his crossfitters…
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After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Jeffrey Brian Muise ever being or training to become a Navy SEAL.
Jeffrey Brian Muise’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
It’s obvious that Jeff never attended BUD/S and was NEVER a Navy SEAL. He does not appear in the SEAL Database as having ever attended BUD/s, a prerequisite for all legit Navy SEALS. Jeff did serve in the Navy for approximately 4 years as a Machinist Mate Third Class (MM3 – E-4).