Paul Eugene Simono – Fake Navy SEAL


06/12/2017 by hombrerana1221

Paul Eugene Simono comes to us from Johnstown CO.  Military Phonies recently became aware of Paul stating he was a Navy SEAL and was at SEAL Team Five.  Paul’s name has been passed around the internet for over 10 years with the claims of being a SEAL.



In a private message to Paul he is asked if he’s a SEAL.  Of course Paul states he was Team 5 bravo company.  What the hell is bravo company, that sounds either a Navy boot camp term, or Army or USMC term.  There are NO companies in the SEAL Teams. Oh, this gets better, he states “Bud’s class 736”  Holy crap 736 is scheduled to class up in approximately 70 years, so in 2087ish…



A SEAL trainee died while going through BUD/S.  Paul felt it was necessary to call him brother.




10 years ago a name check was conducted at SOCNET which has real SEAL’s that are able to verify, you’ll see the answer below.





After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Paul Eugene Simono ever being or training to become a Navy SEAL.

Paul Eugene Simono’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.




Paul NEVER served in the military, Paul NEVER went to BUD/S and was NEVER a Navy SEAL.


Paul’s FACEBOOK page


6 thoughts on “Paul Eugene Simono – Fake Navy SEAL

  1. Jeffery D Monroe says:

    Oh why do they always pick the elite units, but also the smallest units that have the most schooling and easy to verify.

    • JAMES STEDMAN says:

      Because they are all stupid and self-centered.

  2. Dean F says:

    Why? Anyone who was the real deal can spot him a mile away blindfolded. Is he that stupid or does he think everyone else is?

  3. JAMES STEDMAN says:

    It seems like there are as many wannabe phony SEALS as there are genuine ones. This turd should hide his ugly puss.

  4. […] folks at Military Phonies shared their work on this Paul Simono fellow who has been out there pretending to be a SEAL for […]

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Guys, your observations are important, but they don’t answer the most important question of all: why is his left hand in his lap, and just WHAT is he holding onto? He looks far too pleased with himself about something.
    I think all of that needs to be addressed, don’t you?

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