06/05/2017 by militaryphonies
Where to start with this one? Chris Ford popped up on our radar sometime ago when folks started asking about his clandestine life as an Army Secret Military Police force member. Ford an author of non- he,he (sorry) fiction has written novels regaling his time as a top secret assassin / operative ( you know one of those, can’t tell ya about it, except on Facebook type operative) while secretly assigned to the U. S. Army ‘Secret Military Police’.
Ford chronicles his real life experiences as a member of the ‘Secret Military Police’ in a series of books he’s written. We can only assume he got Presidential permission to write these. Below is volume one in a series of 10.
If you thought I was joking, below is a screen shot of his ‘buy my books’ page, and a link to it.
Another non- hahaha,,(sorry again) fiction book written by Ford is a book called ’26 Days With Saddam Hussein’. This is the chilling recount of Ford’s interaction with Saddam before his death, and the promise to Saddam the truth would be told!
Recruited by the Secret Military Police which only had one class that started with 143 potential recruits, but only graduated 21 (including Ford), and only 3 of these Shadow Warriors are still alive today! Don’t believe me? Well below the badass says it himself!
Notice the 214 in the comment above? We’ll get to it soon enough.
As with any Shadow Warrior Ford has his true believers. The screen shot below shows the lengths some of these people will go to defend their hero.
How dare someone call Chris Ford out for Stolen Valor!! Who would be brave enough to do that with 3 still living Secret Military Police veterans out there?? The answer is simple, we would! Remember the DD- 214 I said we would get too? Well here it is below blown up for your viewing pleasure.
Looking at the accomplishments of this steely eyed killer one would think he is the epitome of the man’s man! The baddest of the bad! right? Well looking at his military photo below, we are going, huh?
We’ve tried to sort through the abomination of the 214 he posted as best as we could, below was a list one of our investigators started making about this piece of 214 treasure, but his eyes started bleeding so you’ll have to figure the rest out for yourselves.
As you can see Ford writes not only non-fiction but fantasy fiction as well.
On to Military Phonies version of non- fiction! A FOIA was requested for Ford’s military records, the results of which are posted below.
Unless a super secret branch of the government stared directly into the steely eyes of this killer and said, “Yep we want him as an assassin” something is amiss with Ford’s account of his service. His records show active duty from 86-89, that’s a far cry from the 16+ years on his posted 214. After a trip to Germany, Ford came back to the states to begin his career as an Army Reserve soldier for 3 more years. He was back on the street as a civilian by 92. His official records don’t show any of the awards he has on his high speed 214. The only awards listed are the Army Rainbow Ribbon, and Overseas Service Ribbon. Not even the coveted Fire Guard Ribbon (National Defense Service Medal) is there. Ford shot up the ranks to PFC/ E-3 when he left active duty, not quite the MAJ/ O-4 he claimed on his 214 ( He actually claimed LTC/O-5 but that 214 was to secret to show).
The active unit listed in the FOIA matches the unit Ford has listed on his Facebook profile.
Conclusion! Chris M Ford is not the secret squirrel he would have his followers believe. I guess when you are writing military spy novels, and Interview with a Vampire (Saddam) type books, and calling them non-fiction you need to create a fantastic military background for yourself to help bolster sales. Problem with that is someone is going to catch you, we did!
‘Buy My Books’ website: