Vincent A Battaglia Jr. – Fake SEAL


03/05/2018 by hombrerana1221

Vincent A Battaglia Jr. comes to us from Brigantine, NJ.  Over the last 5 years Vincent has made numerous claims of being a Navy SEAL, I do mean numerous.  We will only post a few or this would be one of the longest blogs in history.  Vincent has made a lot of these claims in non official SEAL Facebook pages.


A picture was posted of a casket with the traditional Tridents that we place on our fallen brothers caskets.  This turd Vincent makes the most ridiculous statement regarding a Ranger and the death of a SEAL.




It looks like Vincent was short on $25 bucks back in 2013, looking for a hand out, maybe one of you nice readers would be kind to good old Vincent.





Looks like Vincent needs some meds, a t-shirt and meds (painkillers) will make everything better for Vincent.  No reason to give to the Wounded Warriors or the Navy SEAL Foundation when you can easily give to the Vincent A Battaglia fund..





Vincent is giving great advice about NOT quitting hellweek and has the nerve to say if you can’t make it join the second best, ARMY RANGERS.




Vincent claims 5 years ago that he went through training in 1976, BUD/S class 093, said 165 started and 23 graduated, lets remember the date and the number that graduated.





Here’s were it gets interesting, a friend of his calls him out on what seems to be a great exaggeration regarding his leg and she was not gentle in her response, BZ to her!!!





Now Vincent was calling SEALs Warriors and including himself in that statement.  He was looking for thanks and stated he gave up his leg in this Battle.  





So you remember when Vincent made the following claims 5 years ago where he went through training in 1976, BUD/S class 093, 165 started and 23 graduated.  Now 2 years later he was still in class 093 but in 1980, 165 started but by the end of Hell Week on 22 were left.  Wonder what happened with that time jump and that other graduate?




As previously stated Vincent has sooooooo many post about being a SEAL this would be way too long to post so I will add a few for your entertainment.   I hope you can stomach it, it’s extremely painful to read, almost worse than hellweek, if you don’t believe me ask Vincent since he went through training in 1976.  Oh, I mean 1980.





Vincent mentions Don Shipley who is well known for finding fake SEALs.  This turd is saying he was adopted after his enlistment (wait, adopted after he was 18 years of age?) and took his new dad’s name.  This is why he wouldn’t be found in the SEALs records.  He tries to say Shipley wouldn’t have records because of mid-life adoption.  Wow, seriously wow, this is a new one for me.  “MLA, Mid-Life Adoption”.  I think I will ask my wife if I can MLA a 25 year old Swedish woman I met at the bar the other day.  I will keep Military Phonies posted of her answer…




Once again giving advice, blah blah blah…




This shitbag is going overboard, he states 22 SEALs were KIA next to him and he was the only survivor and was in a coma for 5 months.  He received 12 extra Tridents from one of his active SEAL brothers.  I have no clue what the hell that means.





After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Vincent A Battaglia Jr. ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.

Vincent A Battaglia Jr’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.




Based on Vincent’s Summary Sheet he did 2 years, 3 months and 20 days of active duty being discharged as a SMSR (E-1). Looks like he had a brief stop in Coronado but NOT BUD/S.  NO SEAL Teams, no BUD/S, no medals, etc…



Vincents Facebook page


2nd Facebook page





13 thoughts on “Vincent A Battaglia Jr. – Fake SEAL

  1. jeff monroe says:

    damn lying ass terd-went in as a E-1 and left as a E-1-UMM so what exactly happened?

  2. […] partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Vincent Battaglia fellow. He claims to be a US Navy SEAL in his social […]

  3. R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fake as a three dollar bill….
    Sounds like he’s scared of MC Shipley…

  4. Steve says:

    Here is his other Facebook page. It is open for comments and other kind words of praise.

  5. Gary says:

    this was very interesting as I was in Class 107 which went from October 1979 to May 1980 – so 93 and 105 – 106 – 107 – 108 at the same time – scratching my head

    • John says:

      I was in class 94. Started in April 1977 graduated 28 Oct 1977.

  6. James D Watson IV ( Son of James "PATCHES" Watson says:

    POINT MAN written by Dick Couch his Retired Naval Reserve Commander. REALLY ???. I should meet this ASS HAT and Wrap Him Right In The Jaw.

  7. F-ck him till he bleeds then f-ck him for bleedin’!

    • Stephen Allen says:

      These dirt bags never cease to amaze this old retired Navy Chief. I was an Aircrewman for 20 years. This pissant would probably not have made it through Aircrew school. Back in 1979 it was six weeks and one fail and you were gone. Today it’s three weeks with a remedial company. Lol!

  8. Mark Lauer says:

    Ah, the GOON SQUAD. I know all about them.
    You see, I read that book too.

  9. William A Wright says:

    This is why I never liked Skivvies waivers.

  10. R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:

    Thought his friends should know what a bag of crap Vinnie is so I let a few know. Several have called him on his bullshit and also claims of being a counselor to drug addicts…
    Unbelievable asking friends to donate or pay for medicine he claims VA benefits don’t pay for…
    Sole survivor of a 23 Seal Team and in a coma for months? Must of been a SECRET MISSION cause I don’t remember reading about it.
    I bet he’s negotiating with Mel Gibson to direct a film all about him…😂😂😂😂😂😂

  11. francositalianarmy says:

    Mullet, sweet mullet

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