Rob Eutimia Martinez – US Navy UDT, EOD, Intel, Diver, Naval SPEC WARFARE, SPEC OPS, Blog of Shame


11/08/2018 by militaryphonies

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Rob Eutimia Martinez comes to us from Denver, CO.  She is 51 y/o as of November 2018.

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In addition to the SEAL trident displayed on her Twitter banner, Martinez throws a lot of catchy terms around such as ‘NAVAL SPEC WARFARE’ and ‘Military Detachment Unit’…
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In this now-archived article, she claims to have been wounded in an explosion that fractured her neck and caused traumatic brain injury (TBI).  Using the term ‘wounded’ in conjunction with military service would also carry with it the implication of a Purple Heart.



Martinez also said that she could not name the country which may imply there was a classified nature to her duties.  Here is the video if you like to hear her speak:

So, Martinez can’t talk about it but thank goodness Twitter is a SCIF…


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In the above photo, enlarged below, she has her name tag visible.


But oddly enough, later she claims that there are no photos of her in uniform because she was in SPEC OPS…

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But even on Twitter, as secure as that platform is, there are limits as to what Martinez can talk about…


Then, there was the constant reinforcement of her being in SPEC OPS…

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As well as her being a Navy diver… and SPEC OPS…

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Naval Special Warfare, SOCOM, Special Forces, wounded warrior…



Then, there was the Intel claim, which transitioned into EOD, UDT and NSW…


EOD and UDT were reinforced, and special schools were also highlighted which included POW Survival School and SAR…

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Someone challenged her about the UDT claim, but oddly, she did not know who Don Shipley was…




After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Rob Eutimia Martinez ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.

Rob Eutimia Martinez’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

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Rob Martinez spent four years in the US Navy and another four in the Navy (inactive) Reserve.

She was discharged as an STG2 (E-5) which is a Sonar Technician.

There is nothing in her records to support her claim of being in UDT, SPEC OPS, SPEC WARFARE, INTEL.  Although it is possible that she served in some kind of support role, her duty stations do not suggest this.

Other than sea service, there are no overseas assignments or corresponding medals so it is difficult to see how she was wounded by an explosion in a country that she “can’t say.”  There is no Purple Heart that would suggest she was wounded as a result of combat.

In conclusion, NO UDT or SEAL training, NOT a Diver, NOT intel, NOT SPEC OPS, NOT SPEC WARFARE, etc.

If Martinez used a combat wounded claim to leverage anything of value including work, she may have put herself in direct conflict with the Federal Stolen Valor Act law.

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14 thoughts on “Rob Eutimia Martinez – US Navy UDT, EOD, Intel, Diver, Naval SPEC WARFARE, SPEC OPS, Blog of Shame

  1. Mike Hanrahan says:


  2. Bim says:

    Oh dear God, here we go. Cue the “you’re bullying me because I’m a girl/gay/disabled etc.” comments. If anyone was the poster child for “professional victim”, it’s this girl. I’m sure she is trying right now to position this as anti-something and part of a vast Right-wing conspiracy. Sigh. Weep for the future, folks.

  3. Dennis Harless says:

    No doubt she has used her bullshit to score swag and tickets to events. What a piece of lying shit.

  4. Rich “Haze” Gray (a real Nay EOD Tech) says:

    Dear STG2 (Seaman Receptacle) Martinez;

    You are one low life, lying sack of monkey shit. Someone who was actually WIA could be filling those slots you’re taking up. I hope that the dog (who’s face should be blacked out to prevent it from being embarrassed) isn’t a service dog you acquired for free by LYING about your service. How do you sleep at night knowing you’re defrauding people and dishonoring the real brave men and women who actually stepped up and did what you LIE about?

    BTW, that picture of you “after your “injury”, showing off that little Boo Boo on your face, that’s nothing more than a bad case of herpes.

    You are a disgrace!

  5. Wilted Willy says:

    Another fine job Dave! I think muff diving is all she is qualified for, SEAL my ass! I hope they put your lying ass in jail very soon!

  6. Ron McCauley says:

    Another wanna-be. She is a legend in her own mind.

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  8. Mike says:

    Nobody wants to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus, everybody wants to be the lead singer in the band……..Why folks crap on their otherwise honorable service is beyond me.

  9. R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:


  10. dennis king says:

    Oh MAN, check the inside of her panties. She really might be lying. She taint worth the argument. But she can now go fuck her/himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. GIL says:

    I hope you choke on a rotten MRE for saying you were messed up by a “suspected RPG”.
    Most disabled Vets that caught one in the suck know exactly what it was and dont have to “suspect”. You suck poser, enjoy your fame.

  12. Mark Lauer says:

    “Detachment Unit”
    That was one of those Top Secret vacuum squads that cleaned up after invasions
    Their motto was; “We Suck”.

    • R Grace MEIHUIZEN says:


      Also known as “COCKSUCKERS”?

      His lips look worn out. I could send him a case of Chapsticks or start a Go Fund for surgery to tighten up his ass…
      I would hate to be responsible for a surgical team suffering from PTSD after being splattered by hemorrhoids exploding during surgery.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Good Golly Miss Molly! How about doing us all a favor and issue preemptive Spew Alert? It’s the courteous thing to do.

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