Timothy Alan Clark comes to us from Brunson, SC, military phonies became aware of Tim from his Facebook profile and a few posts. Tim states in his profile “16 year Navy Seal” He even states he’s “retired, fun, loving, intelligent, christian, guy”. For a minute there we at Military Phonies weren’t sure if this was Tinder or even Grinder and not a Facebook profile.
Below is a pic of Tim (So he says).
Tim Clark – looking for Bin Laden in Afghanistan in 2006. The Tip of the Spear…
It seems like his friends are confused about Tim status serving in Afghanistan in 2006. Looks like someone called him out on his patches.
Since things seem a bit odd, we’ll look at his criminal history — 22 Criminal Records, yes that is right, 22!!!! We will only post a few below…
With some of these felonies, it’s hard to imagine the Navy allowing him to enlist, some of these date back to 1998. Hard to imagine him looking for Bin Laden in 2006 in Afghanistan.
I say we look at his profile. Since was a SEAL he must be in amazing shape.
Holy crap, what the hell did we just see? Tim has to be 82.34% body fat, how in the world could you have been a SEAL?
Let’s look at one more pic
Ok, it looks like a Grinder profile… Good job, Tim.
So our question is how can he be arrested for crack cocaine and look like that? We hear it’s a great diuretic.
ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES
After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives, the Naval Special Warfare Center and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of Timothy Alan Clark ever completing BUD/S Training or being assigned to a SEAL Team.
Timothy Alan Clark’s records were requested through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
The results of the FOIA shows that the Department of the Navy was not able to locate a service record for Timothy Alan Clark having ever served in the US Navy.
With all of Tim felonies should he really be posting pics like the one below? We don’t know if the firearms belong to him, but the implication is certainly very strong…
