Lang comes to us from New York. He is getting into MMA and decided to spice up the posters. We here at Military Phonies are not sure if he is attempting to flex (which requires muscles) or if he’s drying his armpits, either way, he has that 1000 yard stare or sniffing too much glue look…
He made two.
As you would expect some people reached out to us at Military Phonies to see if he was actually a SEAL. We reached out to him and an amazing story unfolded. It takes us to a World War Two breeding program, an abusive grandfather, the CIA, and being forced into the Marines at eight years old.
Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
So I guess all the attention angered him. He does not want to be a SEAL anymore. At least he chose something less controversial.
This stuff goes on for days.
We are very curious about his songwriting…
If you were wondering like I was if he might be hiding people in his basement, not to worry. He will be giving them back.
And How did that fight go?
The UDT SEAL Database has no record of Lang completing SEAL Training. That was not too much of a surprise since his claim is that he was bred to be one at birth. Military Phonies requested his military records. Once again there was not much of a surprise. No record of any military service.
While we believe in free speech, Lang has demonstrated a tendency to ramble on with nonsensical nutty theories. We have no reason to believe he won’t do that here. If he stays on topic and makes a coherent defense of his position, we are all for him posting. Otherwise, he will be blocked.