11/29/2015 by militaryphonies
Category: Stolen Valor, US Air Force, US Air Force Posers and Embellish-ers
| Tags: Jymie Darling, Military Phonies, poser, Stolen Valor
Well SUM BITCH a real deal wannabe hero.. who would have thunk it?? How do toilet lickers like this NOT expect to be busted with a line of bull shit like this phony record??
Wow, feel the need to fluff your life much??
Sorry, but republishing public domain books does not make one an author.
And honey, you ARE NOT the oldest occult shop in the country…they were here when you we shiittin yellow.
She actually had the police come to my house, for calling her out.
This wondertard had the police sent to my house for calling her out on her wanna be bullshit. Said I was stalking her, and I had unlicensed firearms. In other words, she tried to have me swatted. I almost wish they had. I’d be rich right now, on her dime, and she’d be in jail. Ah, the possibilities. LOL
An embarrassment to all true female veterans!
Every once in awhile one of these come along. Sad they don`t realize it is an Honor just to serve no matter where or when .
[…] folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this person, Jymie Lynn Darling, who also goes by the name Jymie Lynn Owens. […]
I’m sure it will come as no surprise to know that both her Facebook and Twitter accounts have been deleted
There’s a reason why they call it a “Pocket Rocket.” Supposed to go on the pocket not above! Plus don’t believe they award a 7-level badge to an SrA.
AmmoTroop: You are correct. Craftsman (7) Level: Individuals must be SSgt selectees or above to enter 7-level upgrade training. They must complete 12 months (6 months for retrainees) OJT for award of the 7-skill level.
First, I want to thank whoever runs this site and to anyone else who has put Jymie on blast for being a fraud. I have known Jymie for a very, very long time, and she always has been and always will be the worst of the worst. I have known her since before she went into the military, this is how I know all these claims are false. Unfortunately, I have no military background, so I had no idea how to prove she was full of it and it’s been very frustrating. I know these things to be facts, unfortunately getting the hard evidence isn’t always easy. She will never show you one shred of evidence, because she has none.
In case you weren’t already aware, you are dealing with a very unstable person. I have received threats from her and numerous others (although I can’t be sure they weren’t fake accounts she created, which she does, often), that they were going to slash my throat, among others. Her dad was a diagnosed schizophrenic and her mom, while I’m not sure was ever diagnosed or not, had obvious mental issues. Jymie has had substance abuse issues in the past. I’m not sure if she still does, but she used to have these tics that could have been caused by drugs or mental illness. I want to call her a compulsive liar, but I honestly don’t know if she’s lying, or is so unstable, she thinks these things really happened.
She was in the Air Force, I couldn’t tell you her rank or division or any of the other lingo, but it looks like you were able to get that. I know she did boot camp in Vegas and was stationed in England. I know for a fact, SHE NEVER SAW COMBAT. The only injury she sustained while serving was dropping a very heavy object (ammunition?) on her foot. That’s it. It was also very early in her service. Her knee problems didn’t become noticeable until she was in her late 30’s, after she gained a substantial amount of weight. Her mental problems, well, let’s just say those have always been there. When confronted by her family about never being in war, she would tell them that they just didn’t know she was deployed. When they would remind her that they called her and talked to her while she was in England, she said that when they called, the operator would transfer the call over to her in Saudi. So she pretty much claims that she went to war, but never bothered to mention it to anyone in her family. She also never claimed to have been in combat until many years after she had left the service. That story started the same time she started claiming to have a PhD. Which she also does not have.
Jymie never finished college, if she went at all. In some Yahoo group, I found a post of hers telling someone else, the title and a summary of the thesis she wrote to earn her PhD from Cambridge University, where she claimed she went. Again, I know for a fact SHE NEVER WENT TO CAMBRIDGE. I have two separate emails, from two separate people at Cambridge saying that they have no record of her or that thesis. When confronted about this, she claims that I used the wrong name. Then she claimed that the reason they didn’t have her thesis is because she finished her PhD at UCLA, yet every time she mentions having a PhD, it’s from Cambridge. She uses lies to cover up lies. I know for a fact SHE ALSO NEVER WENT TO UCLA. Do the math, she was in the military from 1988-1994. I believe basic training is a year, and she did that in Vegas. From around ’93 to ’94, she lived in Colorado and in Texas. If she served a full six years, minus one year for basic training and two years for when she moved back to the states, that would give her three years in England. Plus, according to her, she lived in Germany for a bit, so make that less than three years. While it takes the average person around seven years to achieve their PhD, between these calculations and her claims, she was able to earn hers, while serving in the military and fighting in a war, in less than three years.
Speaking of names, she claims to have had something like 5 different last names, including the one she attended Cambridge under, which she says was from her first marriage in Germany that no one, apparently not even her family, knew about. I knew her and her family, she wasn’t secretive with them, and they don’t know these things happened, because they never happened. There was no marriage in Germany. Again, lies to cover up lies. These are the only names she has ever had: Jymie Lynn Blumberg, Jymie Lynn Darling, and Jymie Lynn Owens. Blumberg was her birth name, Darling was her mom’s second or third husband’s name (I’m not sure if he adopted her or if she just took his last name), and Owens was her (one and only) married name. That’s it. She might have a lot of aliases that she uses online, but these are the only legal names she has ever had.
She is a loose cannon, to say the least. She has physically assaulted strangers and yelled racial slurs at them (surprise, surprise, she is a racist). Her family isn’t excluded either. She once stole thousands of dollars from a family member, but charges were never pressed. Anyone that calls her out is accused of having severe mental problems, being a rapist or a child molester. Anyone that says they are a friend of hers or defends her, I guarantee, has not known her very long. People don’t tend to stick around for too long before they realize what’s really going on, she has gotten all she can get out of them, or she screws them over. She doesn’t stop because there have never been any repercussions. When questioned why all these people are after her, she just says that it’s because she is in the occult and anyone attacking her or bullying her is doing so because they don’t like what she does, and they are religious nuts. Then everyone just feels sorry for her. Never once did she use the term “PTSD”, until within the last few years, and now she uses it to her advantage as much as possible. Starting GoFundMe me pages claiming she has it so she can screw more people out of their money. She’s a liar, a thief, and a cheat. I guarantee her business, Babylon Gardens Apothecary, isn’t being run legally. Panpipes wasn’t. She constantly needs to scam people out of money, because she doesn’t have any, or can’t manage it. She’s in her mid-40’s and she has to scam people into giving her money by playing the fake vet card, so she can get an apartment?! She’s a low-life. It’s disgusting what she is doing and I, for one, would love to see her get what she deserves.
Feel free to stop by and say hello.
For other non-military posts about being Jymie being a fraud, you can check out
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Oh joy, she still trying. From her blog, the musings of Jymie Darling.
She’s Still Trying… Phony Combat Vet, Phony PhD. Making Hillary Look Honest
SHAWN ARMSTRONG•MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2016
Ask Yourselves…first & last acknowledgement of my stalkers When someone,me, is openly accused of a heinous felony, investigated and still walking freely around and constantly at the VA with a monthly military pension check for 90% disability rating ….who is the lying psychopath?
I would say the the psychic fraud and the basement mental patient who are so obsessed they created an illusion of proof, photoshopped evidence and over 10 sites to defame one person. Who is the stalker? The ones creating over 10 sites and continually to hyperventilate when I am successful? The ones that email everyone that talks to me openly on facebook as they watch for my name while i could care less about who they talk to? The ones sending everyone to this blog? The ones comparing their looks to me and having people send me screenshots of their posts so that I know they are talking about me? Or me, the person who blocks them and lives life? Ask yourselves….
Especially when some of the anon comments defending me….are from VA drs, nurses and therapists telling them to get a life but unable to get officially into an internet war with 5150 trolls.
With that said….this is the only time I will address my stalkers and their nonsense. I have a ton to do and a plethora of more interesting topics to write about. Plus, it feeds their narcissism.
Jymie Darling…the REAL Jymie Darling. More from the compulsive liar.
SHAWN ARMSTRONG·MONDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2016
Wow…I am out of retirement. I am actually thrilled to be dragged from the boredom ditches of hell and reconnect. I am the REAL Jymie Darling. So far, I have been crucified by a few idiots for:
A costume class that benefitted us veterans. (I think a real PhD could spell beneifited).
Not releasing classified info about my military career. (No military school is classified, no military medal is classified, she keeps trying, keeps failing).
Not releasing my ex husbands last name to verify my university in Europe nor here. (They didn’t even have a Jymie on file. Not a last name, a first name).
Being an occultist
Being a not so politically correct figure in public eye and in press.
I do not know how to break it to all of you, I actually do not care about your psycho antics.
I am a USAF Veteran on a disability pension for a TBI, bad knees and PTSD. I am a world renown and infamous Occultist. I am a true asshole from the get go that never bends to the misogynist cries of the men who have felt threatened by me. I will not be shouted and intimidated down by the slander and libel of Military Phonies site (which has been disowned by Stolen Valor, who funny enough, cleared me of any and all wrong doing…miss the memo idiots over at that site or does it not serve your agenda?)
So, I have come back to the public eye to vend, to speak, to lecture, to do interviews and to write. It feels good although I will truly miss my XBOX ONE. I was just getting into some intense games…dammit.
So sit back and enjoy the Jymie Darling show as I am back and ready to lay down some shit that will spiritually blow your minds!!!
Oh…and for the other lies…….published about me:
AND I am enjoying great success with only 4 months out of retirement!!!
I have certainly NOT disappeared from social media! And that pic is not circa 1998 as most are saying there is no updated photo of me…lol. That was February this year!
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