Someone sent thisainthell.us their work on this Lance Allen Whipple fellow. He shows up in his local bar in East Lansing, Michigan wearing his uniform for free food, it appears Whipple has a habit of doing that. During his 35 days of service, he managed to rack up a hell of a career.
There is a rich history of Mr. Whipple being associated with ass wiping, but we can’t say for sure if he is related to that guy as well. It does appear he conceals his Air Force tattoo, well, that and we don’t think he is supposed to conceal weapons.
Source: Lance Whipple; phony Air Force captain : This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here